Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Boom Goes The Dynamite!

Boom Goes the Dynamite

Hello everyone.

Well the Ball state softball team continued to play this weekend.... and, they were hoping to continue off of their straight 3 out of 4 losses…. and so we will take a look and see how that happened… they started off good but then eventually but the ball state women’s b' women’s team was shot down [yikes. That sounds bad] and ended up doing poorly...oh no.


and t' d'. ok. we're gonna continue on now. The ladies cardinals will play an Iowa tournament starting this Friday. Before the ball state baseball team kicks off its conference season this we'r, this weekend. The cards will battle in' instate rival indiana tomorrow. tomorrow’s game will be the ........meeting between the two....beating both....(quietly) first.....*sigh* [followed be 11 second pause]. Hoosiers are on the four on. on the year. and they have won 6 of it's last 7 games tomorrow…. will be the game....3… at 3pm.


which..switching to ballstate mens tennis, it seems last....*short sigh*.....wee, player on, it seems every week they have a player [pause, looks to someone behind the camera and mouths the words "I'm so sad" or "I'm so sorry".....*sigh*...pause…..if you are not sympathetic yet you are probably a robot. And if you are not laughing yet you are also probably a robot]


Matt Lawrence is the latest Cardinal’s tennis player to win the award. Lamar won all this...all the singles and doubles matches last week [note* his name is now Lamar and he WON THE DOUBLES!!!!!. Good job Lamar/Matt]. So far the cardinals have had a player honored on the on the weekly awards…. 7 out of the 9….ah 7 out of the 9 weeks…. the cards will play at Boise state invite this weekend.


The Indya, Indiana pacers are looking for a... measure ah, d'revenge tonight…. against the New Jer-Zee Nets…. and to strengthen their playoff hopes…. the nets won the last Sunday’s match up 94-85 which left the pacers one game behind the Chicago in the 7 series spot.


lets check out the highlights....[pause]....Steven Jackson st'david...........long pause...........sigh.........Reggie Miller’s looking good [not Reggie Miller on screen].....he shoots the 3, and it's good!!!...........later he gets the rebound…. passes it to the man...........shoots it... and...BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE…. The final scores ended up with the Pacers 63 to the Nets 61.


The assoshia-nated press of the all American first team in college b'b' baseball was announced today at utahs 7foot sophomore center andrew bo-got was the leading vote getting receiving 60 first place votes. Bo-got who is an Ostorian native received very little attention in the presentation in the pr'preseason but averaged 20 points and 12 rebounds a game for Utah. The 4 other players joining Bo-got on the AP team are senior forward Wayne Summers and Kansas, of Kansas, and Hakim Warrick of syrcause. junior guard JJ reddick of duke and sophomore ..and sophomore guard chris paul of wake forrest rebounded out ….the list.


lets check out some of the scores tonight.


OTHER GUY - “Ok great, thanks a lot for that look into sports Brian.”

[The priceless space-cadet look on the poor guy’s face sums up the 3:54 of hilarious torture better than any words could]
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1 comment:

Daniel said...

FWIW, when he comments on the three right before the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" line, it is not a three pointer.